The scene: some church, some Sunday morning
*Ray slips in the back door, picks a seat towards the middle*
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the the Bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I’m not finished. You know what else the Bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned. Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn’t attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
*Ray raises his hand* Pastor Redbum?
Pastor: What the—who was that? Who called me Pastor ‘Redbum?’ Continue reading